Series VII. Royal blue dresses by Mary Magdalene.
Bear
Age: 32
Gender: Male
Height: 6’5”
Weight: 456.73lbs
Species Derivative: Marsian Brown Bear
Fox
Age: 26 (31 actually)
Gender: Female
Height: 5’8”
Weight: N/A
Species Derivative: Fox(?)
They are a duo that I have been thinking about for awhile now. These two are a singing group, they usually roam around the world and sing at various jazz and swing like clubs. They are famous but in a underground popular sort of way. The bear is male and the fox is female. I am not sure how to explain this at all. I am trying to write down something about these characters and theme I am thinking of.
WAISTCOAT. DRESS.
I don’t think you guys understand the extent of my love for waistcoats and vests.
I NEED DIS
There is no way for me to physically express just how much this appeals to my tastes, it’s like clothes porn because yes perfect it’s like everything I find sexy in fashion had just given birth to the most beautiful lovechild
/brb fashiongasm
please get on my body
What if Josh Hutcherson wore this instead if white tshirts and dirty one size too small tank topsSeriously, I’d fuck the suits. That’s not even a joke.t
Fun fact: If you are male and under the age of fifty and wearing one of these outfits, I will willingly have sex with you. Not even sure you need to be male.
Completely sure that you don’t need to be male.
#if my boyfriend turned up to my house wearing any one of these he wouldnt be wearing it for long #sweet jesus
Fucking hell yes
If someone showed up at my house wearing one of these they wouldn’t be wearing it for long, or ever again, because I would take it off of them so that I could wear it.
Especially the first and third ones, oh my lord, it’s too gorgeous! Why don’t people realize how beautiful and amazingly handsome they look in this? But noooo, all they wear are skinny jeans and stupidly tight, boring shirts -_-
First and third are reserved for Tom Hiddleston. And then my bedroom floor.
My French teacher dresses similarly.
He also looks like a tiny French Dean Winchester.
This is exactly why the only word of French I remember is “Allons-y”





